Winter Storms in New England

  • Locals before the storm hits: Ugh, that's NOTHING. Remember the [insert blizzard/winter storm name here]? Weathermen are a bunch of pussies. We probably won't even get anything.
  • Locals DURING the storm: SWEET JESUS ITS THE GODDAMN WHITE APOCALYPSE I HAVE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE BUT I SUDDENLY CANT REMEMBER HOW TO DRIVE IN SNOW. QUICK GET ME BREAD AND MILK AND ENOUGH ICE MELT TO FILL A SMALL SWIMMING POOL.
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manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng

i forgot how funny things on tumblr are xD

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spoken-not-written:

miyanagi-chinami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

ITS SO FUCKING ACCURATE WHAT THE FUCK

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homurathetimelesbian:

no

forced physical activity in school isn’t what helps kids be healthy

physical activity that is at their skill level and their comfort level is what keeps them healthy

forcing every kid, regardless of skill level, size, and muscle to do shit like run the mile in 6 minutes or less and criticizing them when they can’t do it is as fucking stupid as refusing to let kids have any physical activity in school at all

(Reblogged from wendypassio)

thecottonproject:

Final for my Time Arts class. Nothing gets you in touch with your own anger quite like listening to this and thinking about all the times you’ve been objectified and belittled.

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Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.
Meša Selimović    (via danielsharmans)

(Source: livingonanotherplanet)

(Reblogged from mir-ai-deactivated20140411)

haven’t been on tumblr in over a year

just came to tell you that people are shitheads :)

When 400-pound sumo wrestler Kelly Gneiting finished his second marathon, he had improved his time by over 2 hours and set the Guinness World Record for largest person to finish a marathon. Many were quick to suggest that his achievement shouldn’t be publicized because it would “promote obesity.” As if people would think the key to finishing a marathon was weighing 400 pounds. As if fat people should actively avoid celebrating our athletic achievement because we live in a society that stigmatizes our bodies.
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