Winter Storms in New England
- Locals before the storm hits: Ugh, that's NOTHING. Remember the [insert blizzard/winter storm name here]? Weathermen are a bunch of pussies. We probably won't even get anything.
- Locals DURING the storm: SWEET JESUS ITS THE GODDAMN WHITE APOCALYPSE I HAVE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE BUT I SUDDENLY CANT REMEMBER HOW TO DRIVE IN SNOW. QUICK GET ME BREAD AND MILK AND ENOUGH ICE MELT TO FILL A SMALL SWIMMING POOL.